do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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