lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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