In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
