just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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