I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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