He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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