I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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