p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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