so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
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He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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