i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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