You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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