I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
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My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
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It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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