after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
is that a dick in a sweater?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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