Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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