i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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