is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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