non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize