she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
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Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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