I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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