So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
