I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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