The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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