You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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