He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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