i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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