so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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