if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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