its not stalking. its research.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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