who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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