Four minutes until I can fart!
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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