PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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