i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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