i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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