hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
this just has baby written all over it
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Randomize