Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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