kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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