Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I think pants incapable of making pants work
The Olympian is in my bed
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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