oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Randomize
