I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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