So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
We're too hungover to prance.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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