Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Randomize
