Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
this beer tastes like vomit already
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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