so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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