i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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