So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I smell stomach acid.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
the day after is always just damage control
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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