What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
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I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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