Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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