...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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