remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
my phone needs a breathalizer
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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