I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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