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it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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