Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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