I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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