dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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