Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Randomize