Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
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Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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