apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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